Thanksgiving Funny

I normally bow out from the carving job.

This year my fathers girlfriend asked me to

please do the honors since she cooked the bird.

She said I'm the best with a knife,even though it was an electric one lol.

I haven't seen one of those since the 70's I think.

Anyway's.I thought this was so funny.

In the above picture I'm looking at the bird.My dad's girlfriend is taking off.I'm thinking...What am I looking at?

Here I'm cutting into what appeared to be breast.What?I've never seen such a big bony breast.

Upon full inspection,to my amazement.THIS BIRD IS UPSIDE DOWN!Yes,my fathers girlfriend cooked the bird breast down.Didn't know breast from ass & she wanted me to slice this puppy up.No wonder she took off in such a hurry.

The look on my face says it all.Never seen an upside down Turkey.I couldn't figure out WTF.I told her not to tell anyone until we were all done :)

It was great.I guess we should be lucky she didn't cook the giblets inside lol.